She keeps reading her stupid funny little alcohol quotes allowed in her bubble voice, laughing and telling this whole hallway how funny her professor is. I'm sorry m'am but I DON'T CARE!! You're bubble voice is nerve wracking and hard enough to deal with do you really need to tell the rest of the hallway about a goat. I have a computer of my own I can look at your clever little alcohol quirks if I wanted to and read them to myself.
I have come to the conclusion only that some people must not be able to hear the sound of their own voice. They must have a filter inside their timpanic membrane or something. There is no other explanation for talking so loud I can hear you through my headphones and over the six other conversations in this hallway. Maybe when she was a baby her mom put her crib right next to the tv and listened to it on high volume. Oh god, here she goes again. Please someone get a fork and bring it to me so I can puncture my eardrums and no longer suffer.
I have to confess that I fear I am one of those people that talk louder than necessary. I don't think it was the tv too close to my crib but my mom has always been into music so maybe it was played too loudly. I talk too loudly when a)I'm on the phone and I am having trouble hearing someone (uh Jess, that doesn't mean they're having trouble hearing you!) b)I've been drinking and c) in the hospital kitchen when there's a lot of background noise. Never in the library though or a public student center! And I really hope I've never caused someone to contemplate puncturing their eardrums with a fork!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, because of this insightful blog I promise to fulfill my civic duty to maintain the proper decibel level! :)