PAPERS SUCK!

ATTENTION WORLD: PAPERS SUCK!!!!

So here I am again at the library working on not one but two papers in, not your everyday MLA format but little known APA format. And let me tell you something they are not fun!! One is about my mom's unfortunate mouth sore and how it came about and the other is about STDs and the sexual decisions of college kids (only all the research follows kids in Turkey because apparently no one cares about American kids in America. kinda like it's cool to adopt a kid from a different country).
  But anyway, I'm taking a little break, enjoying nice company.
Ok well goodbye, going to work on more paperrssssssss!!!!!!!

Sad day, bad news :(

Hey guys I've got a bit of bad news. So you know my hair? Well...(sigh) it hasn't worked out so well. 
  
   So once in 4th grade I got a perm and as everyone knows once you get one bad perm it's hard to get up the confidence to get another one. This perm was, to put it simply, AWFUL! The lady used very small perm rods and left it sit for the entire twenty minutes so these were hard and strong tiny curls in my super board straight hair. Not only did my hair frizz up like a bad Shirley Temple movie but when it started to grow out, the new hair was super straight while the bottom was still crazy curly. Needless to say I was sooo happy when that period of hair disaster was over. 


   In high school I started growing out my hair and at the end of sophomore year I longed for the long loose wavy curls my older sister had. The trouble was convincing myself a perm would work in my advantage. Five years later and I finally got the courage to take the plunge, be courageous and just go for it! 2 hours, $50, mouse, hair spray, and a bit of gel later and I had a version of the loose curls I wanted. As instructed I waited two days (that's 48 hours) to wash my hair. I let it air dry also like instructed just to see that the loose curls didn't keep at all! 

   And today, my hair is still straight as a board only slightly shorter as it was cut to make what little curl I had bounce. So I'm on needles and pins hoping my hairstylist can fit me in one of the two days I have left at home to fix my hair. 
    It's super frustrating that even if I can get in I'll have to sit through two more hours with liquid that smells like skunk poop dripping on my face and hope that it turns out well. Damn you straight hair for never holding curl!!